whalebonerunes:

jade-suture:

whalebonerunes:

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

You tipped right

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

c-a-k-e:

darthpugs:

c-a-k-e:

Yo I work at Dairy Queen and it’s so weird like you get people that come in that know the menu better than I do and they be like “hey can I have the ball busting brownie blizzard” and I’m like uhhh we ain’t got that lmao and then they’re like “ya it was blizzard of the month in march 2 years ago” and I’m like HUH??? Bitch I wasn’t even born yet and you gunna come in here tellin me this??

Yo you working when you 2??

You gotta do what you gotta do my man

thatadult:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

baelor:

were you an atlantis the lost empire, the road to el dorado, sinbad legend of the seven seas, or treasure planet kid

darkbughead:

halsey’s speech at the women’s march 😭💖

this was so emotional and heartbreaking and i absolutely love her 💖

kin-bot:

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…